Prairie Post

Etiquette checker

Does your breath smell like acres of sloppy manure? Do your friends and family actually hate you and your foul, putrid mouth-breathing? One way to find out is by ordering your own Topland Etiquette Checker. This portable stick measures both your breath (on a scale of 1-6) and your alcohol levels! So maybe your breath doesn’t reek – you’re just hammered and you think it does!

It’s only $96 US, get on it.